Jul 26, 2009

LESS ALCOHOL FROM NOW ON

  
'Tae ka!


Wag ka na ulit uminom.


My best night is your worst I think.'

bacardiThis is one of the text I read from Luffy, my wing, after waking up at about 1030 in the morning today after going out last night. Yes, he was right, it was his best night so far. He was in his
best state that night, for the first moment I saw him face to face with a woman in the corner of the club. Other details, I dont know. For me, I was doing good also. In fact, I saw the nimbus on my head. I was in state. I was going around hugging and kissing women that I don't know. For men, I was a pimp. From nowhere, I will tap strangers and say, 'Hey, who is your crush here!?' As he points to the girl, I will dragged him and tap the girl, 'Hey! I think my new friend like you, meet him,' then I will leave the two of them.
 
After that guy blows up the girl, its now my time. TADAN! Effortless Open.

Things started to go south as the club closes. It was the last night of business of Jaipur so employees are going wild. Many of them are my friends, thats why we can 'easily' enter even without paying or being indicated in the GL. Drinks are also free. For us. 75% of the bartenders are my friends. Infact, when I go out. All I have in my wallet is my money for taxi. That is not by choice anyway. I really have no money!
 
We go upstairs in the VIP room as people exited the club. We are to drink with my friends and some of the bartenders. Honestly, I vaguely remember things at this moment. I am already drunk with the alcohols downstairs. However, they insist drinking so I boarded 2 more shots. A bottle of Bacardi was opened for the next round but I know to my self I cannot take it anymore. I am through. After waving our goodbyes We decided to go home.

Outside the club, I remember few things. I remember Luffy shouting, 'This is my best night Pol!' In the taxi I was asleep with no memories at all while we are travelling. I was awoken by a force inside me. Shet! I know this one. I want to throw up. But I can barely control my self. This was the first time to be really totally taken by alcohol. My mind is a little awake but my body is not. I want to vomit, a mile away from our drop zone, I speak to Luffy, to open the window of the cab. I am about to vomit. But he was drank also. He didn't notice me or he take for granted my request, even the driver, maybe thinking I was just hysterical.
vomitWe came out of the taxi and I am not even bother to pay my share of the fare. I go directly to the restaurant wherein we always go after sarging. I go directly to my favorite seat and plant my self there without even bothering to order some food. I was really out of my self. I think I fell asleep for a few minutes with my head laid on the table and then I was awoken by a force again inside me.

I can't control it anymore. I throw out. I vomitted. I found the mess in my long sleeves and pants, and if I am not mistaken in the floor. All the alcohol I drank I found it there. What a mess! After doing the dirty job, I think I fell asleep. I don't even care to the people around me.

I fell asleep again for some minutes. Note, I can barely remember what is happening. A leap in my memory. I found my self to the toilet of that place, vomitting again. Then I feel ease, so much ease that I think I slept in the toilet. Yes, I found comfort in that smelly and dirty toilet. What a mess! I was awoken by Luffy, if I am not mistaken, someone is about to use the toilet. I refuse to stand up but they realyl insisted so I stand up and sit in my chair again. Take note, I am full of mess in my long sleeves and pants. I felt the urge again to vomit so I stand up. However, someone is inside the rest room. A girl I think. She was the reason why I was dragged out of the rest room. What I remember is that I stood up and knock at the door. I keep knocking and knocking. I said 'Please! Please!' I barely remember this. What Luffy told me is that a man (maybe the buddy of the girl inside threaten to hurt me by doing that thing)
All I remember now is that my wing hired a tricycle to take me home. He accompanied me. home I don't have any memories in my way back home. All I remember is the great feeling to be relaxed sitting in that vehicle. DAMN! What happened to me!?

I go straight to my bed without even thanking my friend. I laid in my bed with all the mess in my body. Damn it! I don't care in this kind of state!

So it was it, when I was awoken, that was the first message from my wing that I read.

'Tae ka!


Wag ka na ulit uminom.


My best night is your worst I think.'

____________________________

5 LESSONS LEARNED


1. If you are to drink outside, learn to keep a single eyelash! (courtesy of almo)
2. Don't drink hard while sarging. Promise. There is no consistency in your game when you are drunk. At that night, I received my 2nd worst rejection. Two women said to me 'LOSER!' On the other handI also got my kiss from a stranger with simple eye contact. But trust me, there is no consistency. So period. Don't drink too much.
3. Have a wing. He will save your ass. Promise.
4. Your 'State' is 90% of your game. The remaining 10%? Your gambits and routines.
5. Befriending bartenders and bouncers is a double edged sword! Haha!

Till next time men! Keep gaming!

-Twiggy

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